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Welcome to your first step closer to becoming a proper PLONKER!
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PLONKERS WINE CLUB
Because running out of wine is for Plonkers!
You know the situation. It’s Tuesday night. You fancy a glass of wine. You open the cupboard.
Nothing.
So, you end up paying £14.99 for a bottle from Deliveroo that tastes like someone has strained a sock into a bucket. Not anymore.!
WELCOME TO THE PLONKERS WINE CLUB.
It starts with Your First 12.
12 different wines.
12 chances to find some new favourites.
No wine snobbery. No complicated tasting notes. No bloke called Sebastian telling you he can taste “a hint of wet stone”.
Just good wine for you to try and decide what you like.
AND THERE’S A SCORECARD.
Your box comes with a Plonkers scorecard.
Try each wine, give it a score and make a note of the ones you love because after two bottles you won’t remember a thing.
Basically, your own private wine tasting.
With yourself.
At the end, you’ll know exactly which wines you want turning up at your door again.
THEN WE DO THE CLEVER BIT.
Choose how often you want your wine delivered:
Every month.
Every 2 months.
Every 3 months.
You choose the wines. You choose the frequency. We do the remembering.
Wine turns up. You drink it. Everybody’s happy.
And if you fancy changing things, you can. It’s your club. Just text me, WhatsApp me, ring me or email me.
OH, AND THERE’S A LITTLE SURPRISE…
Everyone gets their own personal Plonkers code once you ask to join.
And when you reach your 5th order, I’ll chuck in a FREE mystery bottle.
Not just some random bottle I’ve found down the back of the warehouse either. I’ll choose it based on what you’ve been drinking.
So, there’s a decent chance you’ll discover another wine you bloody love.
THAT’S REALLY IT.
Good wine | Wine you actually like | Delivered regularly | No panic-buying sock juice from the supermarket.
And the occasional free bottle because I am nice like that.
READY TO BECOME A PLONKER?
Order Your First 12.
Get the scorecard.
Open some wine.
Find your favourites.
Let me know what you want and when you want it.
Welcome to the club, you Plonker.